Random Big Lebowski reference

Nice marmot.

 

I myself once dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.

 

Why don't you bowl on Saturday?

 

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

 

I am the walrus?

 

You treat objects like women.

 

I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement. The original Port Huron Statement, not the compromised second version.

 

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

 

Who the fuck are the Knutsens?

 

You mean coitus?

 

I got my brother a slingbox, not a chinam-- er, asian-american.

 

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?