Random, 1 line observations aka a Larry King column

its a shame Jackie Gleason and Lucille Ball never made a movie together

 

Brad Renfro was great in The Client.

 

Breakfast chili should be too - those beans should kick in at the office.

 

You can have Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise, if I was making a movie I would hire Jan-Michael Vincent.

 

I'll put Boyardee up against any celebrity chef you care to name.

 

General Motors hit its peak when the Pontiac Firebird came off the line. Now *that's* a muscle car.

 

Whatever happened to Mr. Ed? Enumclaw, Washington, good evening!

 

One of the bad things about reaching age 60 is having to get out of bed 2-3 times a night to pee. And, hell yes, I sit on the pot when I do.

 

If I could bring back any celebrity, it would be Fatty Arbuckle. The man had tons of talent but got a raw deal.

 

You wanna laugh, and I mean LAUGH, dig out those Shecky Greene albums. You'll thank me later.

 

(As an aside, I always though Larry King was a terrible interviewer/host. His whole attitude and body language was of somone who didn't seem the least bit interested in what was being said or asked. Kind of like a bus driver who has been doing it for 30 years. Off in his own thoughts, just cruising to the next stop on time.)

 

Question: How many people have to be in a picture before a "selfie" becomes a "wefie"?