Random, 1 line observations aka a Larry King column

miss the randomness of Larrys columns and the short opinions

Limit yourself to 1 a day. Get something of your chest, praise something, kfvetch or congratulate

Here goes,

Tom Cruise may be a weird guy, but he almost always delivers a good movie.

 

Here's mine: There's no f in kvetch.

 

People who fuck/molest kids or animals should die.

 

I could draw you a map, but the map is not the territory.

 

I don't fucking get the Sonic guys after all these years. Really, 2 dudes are going to continually get in a car and go eat fast food together and prattle on as if they're lovers?

I don't ask for a lot in this world, but would it be so much to off those fucks. #IrrationalHate

 

Didj'a ever notice the hot chick always wears the shortest skirt on the day you're not sitting across from her on the train? Sheboygan Falls, hello!

 

Easily one of my favorite Onion stories: I Am Fucking Insane - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

I didn't find that at all funny.

 

Maybe I'm showing my years but Oh My that Bob Newhart is still funny. And bring back Angie Dickinson. Now!

 

If you only see one film the rest of your life it should be Mickey Blue Eyes.

 

How the Fuck did Roger Ebert NOT like Cannonball Run?

 

If robots ever take over, I'm going to get a C3PO suit. Maybe I can hide out.