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Ralph Kramden, he's not

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Jul 18, 2008.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Funny stuff here. Miami man steals two buses to fulfill his dream of being a bus driver. Dude just drove around in them, doing bus driver stuff.
    He also hooked up with one passenger (a man) on the bus. Apparently, the sex bus was in for repairs.

    http://www.miamiherald.com/457/story/608804.html
     
  2. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    To the moon!
     
  3. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus.

    GEORGE: You're Batman.

    KRAMER: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door you know with my foot, you know - at the next stop.

    JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops?

    KRAMER: Well, people kept ringin' the bell!
     
  4. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Is anybody else hearing the voice of a young Eddie Murphy while reading this....

    "Norton...I know you want to fuck me in the ass. And I know that you know that I know you want to fuck me in the ass. So, I'm going to bend over, and when I do .... start fuckin'"
     
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