Rachael v. Giada ... Who's gonna win?

Another carpal tunnel victim.

 

You do know that there is more to life than JUST sports, right?

 

The voice of sanity.

 

Thanks, Buck. I'm honored ...

But we all have our moments of insanity, Buck.

Therefore, I'm pulling an item from today's Page Six on last night's Batali roast in NYC:

Order Of Batali On Toast
ALL that was missing from the roasting of Mario Batali was the apple in his mouth. The portly, ponytailed superchef was mercilessly skewered at the charity event to kick off the third annual New York Comedy Festival. The Post's Braden Keil reports that Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange told Batali, "You look like Kiefer Sutherland if he was stung by bees. You're double his size. You could star in a show called '48.' " Ted Allen of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" chimed in, "The good thing about roasting Mario Batali is that he's self-basting . . . And he hasn't really cooked anything since 1979, unless of course you count freebasing."

 

I absolutely love Mario Batali. Simple. Great recipes that are easy to cook and (from what I can see) very authentic.

I'd also like to order some wine from his store, but it's waaaayyyy toooo expensive. Maybe one day.

 

I ate at Lupa once. It was very good.
Battali wasn't there.

 

If it is cranberries, Flay and Batali both should help them create tarts just to fit the motif.

 

None of them can carry the jock of Masaharu Morimoto.

 

Morimoto looked fierce in that outfit in the original show. I ate at his places in both Philly and NYC and was underwhelmed and overcharged.

 

Morimoto rocking the silver was hot.

I loves me some him.

 

Was he the one who once took a blowtorch to a chunk of tofu? The unintentional comedy in that scene was off the scale.

 

The original show was awesome. The perfect amount of cheesiness, competition and fun. The idea not to dub the voice of Kaga was genius.