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"Rabid beaver chases children in Springfield"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Versatile, Sep 12, 2012.

  1. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

  2. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Show me a beaver that's not rabid.
    That's what I say.
  3. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Headline in one of the California papers in the early 1990s.

    Beavers spread thin by Trojans.

    I kid you not.
  4. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Sort of thing used to happen all the time at the Shoreham when we were kids. -- [/Mantle]
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    No one likes a rabid beaver, but it sure would be nice to have the beaver chasing me for a change.
  6. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Poin just lurched in his chair and doesn't know why.
  7. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    If I had a dollar for every time I had a beaver snapping at me ....

    ... I'd have zero dollars.
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I'd would have given Buck's left nut to be in the newsroom when they were putting the headline on that story.
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Good choice. It's the bigger one.
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    If the intent was to scrub my brain of the nasty mental image of a rabid beaver, you succeeded.
  12. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Would you kill a rabid beaver, Ragu?
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