"Rabid beaver chases children in Springfield"

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/rabid-beaver-chases-children-in-springfield/2012/09/12/10b15ea2-fcdf-11e1-a31e-804fccb658f9_blog.html

 

Show me a beaver that's not rabid.
That's what I say.

 

Headline in one of the California papers in the early 1990s.

Beavers spread thin by Trojans.

I kid you not.

 

Sort of thing used to happen all the time at the Shoreham when we were kids. -- [/Mantle]

 

Poin just lurched in his chair and doesn't know why.

 

If I had a dollar for every time I had a beaver snapping at me ....



... I'd have zero dollars.

 

I'd would have given Buck's left nut to be in the newsroom when they were putting the headline on that story.

 

Good choice. It's the bigger one.

 

Would you kill a rabid beaver, Ragu?