R. Kelly writes song for Virginia Tech

I want to piss on you,
Yes I do,
I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you

 

I had to look up the rest of the lyrics, some funny shit.


[SONG START]
I say, rollin' around,
sittin' on dubs
cat like eye, was high on shrubs,
Coolin' in my Escalade,
Man I'm paid, I got it made,
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face,

I'm gonna piss on it.

(Chorus)
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.

I said yo body, yo body,
Is a portapotty,
And I pee out kit(?),
And I pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you,
Piss on you, piss on you,

You won't feel quite the same,
Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
I wanna piss on you, too,
I want to pee in yo food,
Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, pee on you,
I'll piss on you

(Chorus)

Won't you braid my hair,
Before you start, Im gonna fart,
I wanna fart on you

 

Comedic genius

 

The video (God Bless YouTube):

 

I was never a huge fan. I think "Ignition" is my favorite R.Kelly song and that's just a couple of years old.

 

Understanding that nearly every other line in R. Kelly's hip-hopera Trapped in the Closet was "So I pulled out my gun," I can't see this ending well.

 

Oh, man. This is the perfect case of right idea, wrong guy. (Maybe we could hear from some of the musicians who call Virginia home?)

 

There are plenty of other choices for rappers or R & Bs to make a song for Virginia

 

One of the VERY rare times I have actually laughed out loud at something on a message board.

 

As soon as I saw the title to this thread, I had a hunch which direction it would go. Thanks for not letting down folks. Funny, funny stuff.

 

It's settled, then. GWAR.

 

How can this perv still have a career? I mean, the fact he does a song called "I'm a Flirt" and you know he's singing it to some 14-year-old girl he wants to give a golden shower to...yuck. It's like how I used to thing "Pretty Young Thing" by Michael Jackson was a great tune, then I realized he was singing it about a 12-year-old boy, not a 20-year-old hottie.