R. Kelly Acquitted on all child porn charges

The Holy Grail of sex tapes is the Headless R. Kelly Sex Tape, the version of the tape with the heads erased by a defense expert to show how easy it is to manipulate images. For decapitation fetishists, for sure.

 

That really made me laugh.

 

Ur in a weird mood, then

 

Slate had a guy who blogged about the trial. He was definitely thinking guilty the whole time.
I loved this line from his post-verdict entry.

"A VHS tape, it seems, was never going to be enough. The only chance the prosecution had was that Kelly would slip up and re-enact the crime within viewing distance of the jury box."

http://www.slate.com/id/2193649/

 

That'd be funny if it happened, though.

 

It still wouldn't be enough evidence for Chappelle.

 

Someone needs to mention the R. Kelly/Chappelle Skit with the "Doodoo butter."

 

That's on the first page.

 

Or, on one of the jurors. But I don't think any of them were young enough for him.