R. Kelly Acquitted on all child porn charges

I want to piss on you....

 

Piss on you, Yes I do, I'll pee on you........












Drip Drip Drip

 

That's what really makes it funny right there.

And I believe the line is, "I don't even want none of the above."

Kelly was guilty as hell, but once again, having the money for great lawyers makes a big difference in our "equal justice under law" system.

 

Prosecution? Pissed.

 

Naw, as far as I'm concerned, that piss was digital.
Another Chappelle gem http://www.videovat.com/videos/929/dave-chapelle-jury-duty.aspx

 

If you're a juror in a very public trial and you hear weeks of conflicting testimony, you're going to vote for acquittal. Conflicting testimony, none of which provides certainty in your mind, is the defintion of Reasonable Doubt.

 

Thank you -- I'd been trying in vain to find that clip on youtube. Nothing Chapelle ever did made me laugh so hard.

"That's my Robert!"

 

"How come they can't find who killed Biggie and Tupac, but they arrested OJ the next day?! Nicole Simpson can't rap! I want justice!"

 

One of the jurors said they were pretty sure it was in fact R. Kelly on the tape. They just weren't convinced the girl was who the prosecution said she was.

 

Which one of you guys hasn't pissed on an underaged partner? Huh, huh? That's right.

 

How long's it been for you now, partner?
I heard it took BYH eight seconds to piss on a chick.

 

Too long, my friend. Too long.