R.I.P. Toomers Corner

Do the residents of Alabama toilet-paper all their objects of affection? Is that something siblings do on their wedding night?

 

They get married, the wife delivers Child No. 3, they bow to the confederate flag, say a prayer to Jefferson Davis and then toilet paper each other.

 

Who also is a former Wolverine.

 

You forgot eat BBQ at every meal.

 

Wait, I thought the Duggars were from Arkansas.

 

You know how much toilet paper for 18 kids costs? They ain't wasting any of it.

 

Given it's Alabama I would have thought that the trees would have been lined with corn cobs.

 

There is no need to send this knucklehead to jail. I doubt he's a danger to the public. Why use tax money to keep him up? (as if he probably isn't getting a government check already)
Make him pay restitution for any attempts to save the trees and make him stand at Toomers Corner wearing an Auburn jersey every Saturday during football season for the next three years. That would be far more punishment for him.