R.I.P. Lou Brown

Actually, I think Brown says "run like Mays." Willie Mays Hayes himself says "Hayes." (I've always wondered how many viewers actually knew who the "Hayes" he was referring to was. It was Bob, I assume).

And, of course, the basic cable version says "You may run like Mays, but you hit like his sister."

 

Personally I wish he'd hung around and given us all a nice big shitburger to eat.

 

How many pushups will he make God do next time the big cheese hits a pop up that results in a natural disaster?

 

As opposed to a leg thing or spiritual thing, or a psychological thing.

 

Wonder if God had to tell him the parking lot's right over there.

 

All right, ALL RIGHT! Knock that shit off!

 

He's off to find out if Jesus Christ can actually hit a curveball.

 

He'll tell Dorn he begged God to take him back.

 

He loved that British shit and was considering moving to England.

 

I can't believe some of you have seen "Major League 2" enough times to actually quote the movie (I'm assuming that's where the quotes I don't recognize are from).

 

Hey. Fuck off. It was either that or Law & Order re-runs. I stand by my choice.

 

Thou shalt not make fun of Carlos Liston or thou will get their asses whipped.