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R.I.P. IJAG's crush on Brook Jacoby (1988-2007)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl2, Apr 7, 2007.

  1. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Holy crap...I brought Stormy out of retirement!
     
  2. Left_Coast

    Left_Coast Active Member

    This is a seminal moment you've wrought....
     
  3. StormSurge

    StormSurge Active Member

    Well, I tried last week but it didn't take. I couldn't ignore this though.
     
  4. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Next thing you know, Khartoum will send his regards with a haiku.
     
  5. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    I thought we were done talking about Dick Pole...

    (God, it's like I'm 12.)
     
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    This truly is the day the music died.

    I can't quite fathom this. What's next? SJ Masturbation Nation goes limp when Food Network is on? This is on that level.

    Maybe this is some sort of Resurrection/Easter metaphor from IJAG. Her abandonment of Brooke signals a renewed outlook on life, free from the chains of the suffocating crush that only Brooke Jacoby's aphrodisiac-like omnipotent musk can place on a woman.

    Or maybe his old ass just doesn't get her rocks off anymore. One or the other. :D
     
  7. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    THERE IS NO FUCKING E ON THE END OF HIS FIRST NAME! IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE THREAD TITLE!

    Jesus. Respect the man.
     
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    The crush is dead, but the love remains.
     
  9. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    This thread just reminds me how much I miss Khartoum.
     
  10. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    Welcome back, SS.

    Yes, it is a seminal moment in our little sandbox, much as if BYH lasted 10 seconds, Yawn started making sense, Bubbler started posting in Dick-and-Jane prose, Fenian joined the John Birch Society, Gold began defending TJ Simers, Sportschick went the Eleanor Roosevelt shoe route and other koyannasquatsi (a Hopi word meaning Life out of Balance) happenings.

    Don't be a stranger. We don't know how many of these bombshells are left.
     
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Ditto.
     
  12. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Damn Khartoum for going and getting himself a life.
     
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