R.I.P. David Carradine

I'll put the genitalia in there and let the phonics disclose the site.

 

http://www.popeater.com/movies/article/carradines-fourth-wife-recounts-roller/518762?icid=main|compaq-laptop|dl1|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popeater.com%2Fmovies%2Farticle%2Fcarradines-fourth-wife-recounts-roller%2F518762

Before the body cools, ex #4 has already squatted and gone #2 on it.

 

Remember, if you're going to try auto-erotic asphyxiation, use a spotter.

 

Carradine's attorney: He might have been murdered by ninjas!

http://gawker.com/5282753/was-david-carradine-murdered-by-ninjas

 

This is reported to be the suite where Carradine's body was found.

 

Good gods, that was awesome.

@Inky: If I was Geragos' client, I believe I would be working on finding a new attorney.
@terrier: Ex #3 confirms that Carradine was a freak in private, but not the incest part. http://tinyurl.com/mmnkbq

 

As Dirty Harry might say of Dirtier David, "man's got to know his limitations."

 

Not exactly the kind of job you advertise for on CraigsList.

 

You haven't actually read Craigslist, have you.

 

The latest is that it wasn't suicide.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525866,00.html

 

Almost . . . believe (correct me, if I'm wrong) you were reaching for "prostrate".

Though it would been superb if "prostate" had been tucked in there, neatly.

But to hell with that . . . still awesome.

 

You're absolutely right, Ben....."prostrate" is what I was going for.

Of course, if Dirty David had merely been satisfied with "prostate," as in prostate milking or some other type of pleasurable sexual activity that doesn't involve, you know, death, I wouldn't have been inspired to write those lyrics in the first place.