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Quote of the week from drunken bar patrons

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by MU_was_not_so_hard, Apr 19, 2007.

  1. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    At my neighborhood drinking establishment last night. Older gentleman at the bar is pretty wasted (saw him do at least six Jaeger's).
    Couple college age girls walk in, one of them, well, lets just say she'll have back problems one day.

    That's when older fellow opens his mouth.

    "That's the type of girl you'd like to tie up, yank her hair, grease her up and do disgusting things to. Or, we could just watch the Yankees."

    At least three people spilled their drinks.
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I don't get it. Why would you do that to a poor girl with scoliosis?
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  4. Riddick

    Riddick Active Member

    holy shit! i was drinking when i read that post and spilled all over the place.
  5. Just_An_SID

    Just_An_SID Active Member

    1,667 posts and you still haven't learned the cardinal rule of SportsJournalists.com:

    "Do not drink anything while reading threads."
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I will shame myself. What does TTIWOP mean?
  8. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Ace, I cannot believe it.

    This thread is worthless ...
  9. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    This thread is worthless without pictures
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    See, I said I was shaming myself. :-[

    But I will redeem:

  11. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Last night this kid, drunk off his ass, is trying to get this older woman, probably by about 15 years and drunk off her ass, to go home with him. She's not having it, but she's too drunk to really just push him away and tell him to fuck off. Anyway, her friend is sitting right next to me and hearing what this kid is saying. Shit like "lets go home and have sex" or "I'll make you feel soooo good" and he's oblivious to the fact that her friend is repeating everything so the whole bar can here. We're all laughing our asses off at this kid.
  12. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    So you saw Sportsbruh at your local watering hole?
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