Quote of the Day courtesy of Jim Rome

On 69 year old HOFer Orlando Cepeda, who was pulled over last night and marijuana, a hypodermic needle, and large amounts of a white powder where found in his car.

"Come on, you're 69 years old, you're supposed to be spending your golden years going to car shows, signing autographs, and cashing in on your celebrity, not burning hippy lettuce, burying your beak, and using the spike."

Hey, I think its just as sad as anyone else if turns out the Cepeda really does have a drug problem, but come on, could this guy make it any more difficult to take him seriously.

 

Cepeda or Rome?

 

Maybe enjoying his golden years to Cepeda was tokin' a blizzy, gettin' pokey with himself and blowin' lines off strippers' asses. As far as Rome he's a used tampon.

 

hippy lettuce?
burying your beak?
using the spike?

damn, rome.

 

I hate that that stupid Rome lingo. Last I checked, people have noses not beaks.

 

Rome sucks ass.

 

....And spoke English.....Not whatever Rome calls his lingo. Rome's wording was not lingo...Just jive. Rome is such an idiot.

 

I laughed so hard, I fell off my chair and smashed my grill on the floor. [Rome]

 

Rack him.

 

I'm so pissed I'm going to GET MY FUCKIN' WIG BUSTED!

 

Rome lingo sucks.

 

Except it would go like this in the Rome cadence of speaking.....

"Come on, (pause) you're 69 years old, (pause) you're supposed to be spending your golden years (pause) going to car shows, (pause) signing autographs, (pause) and cashing in on your celebrity, (longer pause) not burning hippy lettuce, (pause) burying your beak, and using the spike." (dead silence for 10 seconds)