Quizno's giving away 1 million subs

Like I said on the first page. Take a healthy sub. Add 84 slices of cheese, 3/4 of a lb of bacon, 8 spoons of ranch, smother it in butter and it's a Quizno's sub.

 

THEY HAVE A PEPPER BAR!

 

Jackpot.

The lady at this Quiznos took a little while to put my coupon through the system, and I thought the jig was up. I was already thinking of excuses, "Wow. I didn't even know there was another Mike ______ in the area." ... "Really, with the same zip code and everything?" (I used different zips.) "That's ridiculous. I haven't eaten at a Quiznos since I lived in New York six years ago." ...

Luckily, it didn't come to that. Consider yourself rooked, Quiznos. Welcome to the club.

Dinner will feature a honey bacon club with tons of pickles, jalapenos and yellow peppers. That'll teach them to tell me to help myself.

I got a lot of napkins, too.

 

You sir, are a modern day Zach Morris with all of your tomfoolery.

 

For that comment, my friend, you get my condiment drawer when I die.

 

I hope this condiment drawer has a built in pepper bar!

 

Nope. But you can buy the tubs of peppers, and I'll draw you directions to my plasticware drawer.

 

As well as you used that Etch a Sketch to tell BYH he was gonna die?

 

That was Mario Paint, and yes.