Quizno's giving away 1 million subs

Free makes everything* taste better.





*Except lima beans. Nothing can redeem those bastards.

 

Shit! Al Purnell has hacked IJAG's account!

 

I have no idea who that is.

 

You've heard his work every time the Kentucky Wildcats hit a 3-pointer.

 

Ahhh if you had just said the "Purnell's old folks sausage guy" I'd have gotten it.

And I don't watch UK basketball. Ever.

 

What's up with the signs at Quiznos?

Notice the extra S. Subs sted of Sub.






Obviously, a franchisee thing most likely, but does seem kinda stupid to say Quizno's Sub.

 

I don't mean to do this to you guys, because it's my favorite, too, but fat grams in a regular Chicken Carbonara?

55.5.

 

People are getting fired left and right. Our politicians can't help us. Every day I wonder if I'll ever be able to pay off my mortgage.

And we're worrying about fat calories in an (almost) free sub.

I'm going to eat mine, and I don't give a crap how many fat grams it has.

I'll die fat and happy, baby.

 

My first one was so good yesterday, I'm going to another free sub today.

I'll return in a bit.

 

They're still doing this?

 

My second coupon says I've still got two more days of free-sub eligibility.

 

D'oh. The site says they've reached a million. I wish I had investigated earlier.