Quincy Jones: I'm why seniors should be re-tested regularly for driver's licenses

First he said he turned down Marilyn Monroe because her breasts looked like pears. Next he said he once dated Ivanka Trump. Now he says the Beatles were garbage.

The Beatles Were ‘the Worst Musicians in the World,’ Quincy Jones Says

Someone find a nice shady spot for Quincy.

 

Few things better than a ripe pear.

 

The Millenials are going crazy over this, saying it's the best interview ever. As if.

 

It might not even be the best Quincy Jones interview in the last two weeks.

It doesn’t have the “Ray Charles had a dude who shot H into his balls” anecdote.

Quincy Jones Has a Story About That

 

Wait. Who hasn't had heroin shot into their balls?

 

I thought he was off his rocker when he said Marlon Brando f**ked R. Pryor and M. Gaye, then R. Pryor's wife confirmed it. Damn, its like first class, the rich and famous live in a totally different world.

 

"He'd fuck a mailbox!"

Hmm. That and the radiator quote might come in handy some day.

 

Next time I'm in the hospital, I'm going to ask for this.

I'll probably wind up in the psych ward again.

 

Better than the usual "I'm sorry if anyone was offended" apology.

 

Does this mean he didn’t bang Ivanka?

 

But Donald still did.