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Quick way to go green

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by HejiraHenry, Apr 6, 2010.

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  1. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Everybody wants to know how to go green.

    Here's the quickest, cheapest way I know: Eat nothing but Froot Loops for about three days.

    And you will go green. Bright green.
     
    HejiraHenry, Apr 6, 2010
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  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Thanks for sharing...
    My dog has two quicker ways: 1) eat green Milkbones and B) chew up green plastic and when it passes through his system, turns green from the acid.
     
    slappy4428, Apr 6, 2010
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  3. Calvin Hobbes

    Calvin Hobbes Member

    Three words:

    Diet Grape Faygo.
     
    Calvin Hobbes, Apr 6, 2010
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  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    This thread will not be One Shining Moment
     
    dooley_womack1, Apr 6, 2010
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  5. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    It can't possibly be that bad.
     
    old_tony, Apr 6, 2010
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  6. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    There's nothing more alarming than that first porcelain visit after St. Patrick's Day.
     
    Killick, Apr 6, 2010
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  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    [​IMG]

    "If they can dye it green one day of the year, why can't they dye it blue the other 364?"
     
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    The Big Ragu, Apr 6, 2010
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  8. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Spinach Pie and Green Beer helps me go green.
     
    mustangj17, Apr 6, 2010
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  9. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    Shit. What movie is that from? I want to say Fugitive. Am I right?
     
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    Pete Incaviglia, Apr 6, 2010
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  10. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Indeed you are.
     
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    old_tony, Apr 6, 2010
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  11. germaine

    germaine New Member

    Black frosting.
     
    germaine, Apr 8, 2010
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  12. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    A day after eating an entire box of Lucky Charms, I had a similar experience.

    I thought a Fortress of Solitude was going to erupt forcefully from the bottom of the toilet.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Trouser_Buddah, Apr 8, 2010
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