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Quick way to go green

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by HejiraHenry, Apr 6, 2010.

  1. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Everybody wants to know how to go green.

    Here's the quickest, cheapest way I know: Eat nothing but Froot Loops for about three days.

    And you will go green. Bright green.
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Thanks for sharing...
    My dog has two quicker ways: 1) eat green Milkbones and B) chew up green plastic and when it passes through his system, turns green from the acid.
  3. Calvin Hobbes

    Calvin Hobbes Member

    Three words:

    Diet Grape Faygo.
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    This thread will not be One Shining Moment
  5. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    It can't possibly be that bad.
  6. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    There's nothing more alarming than that first porcelain visit after St. Patrick's Day.
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member


    "If they can dye it green one day of the year, why can't they dye it blue the other 364?"
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  8. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Spinach Pie and Green Beer helps me go green.
  9. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    Shit. What movie is that from? I want to say Fugitive. Am I right?
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  10. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Indeed you are.
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  11. germaine

    germaine New Member

    Black frosting.
  12. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    A day after eating an entire box of Lucky Charms, I had a similar experience.

    I thought a Fortress of Solitude was going to erupt forcefully from the bottom of the toilet.

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