questions for the world

Why do grocery stores stock the non-fat yogurt on the top shelf? Isn't it more likely to be bought by women and don't we tend to be shorter? Are all dairy managers at grocery store men?

 

Because it's less profitable than the stuff on the center shelves but more profitable than the stuff on the bottom shelves.

 

Fuck them. If they're not gonna give me a goddamn ladder to buy my yogurt, I'm not shopping at that place anymore.

 

Stilts, SC, stilts. ;D

 

What are four-inch heels?

 

I was wearing 4-inch heels. I still couldn't reach and those are as close to stilts as my unathletic self gets.

Also, the flavors I liked were all pushed to back. There were a lot fewer of those non-fat yogurts on the shelf because they'd been bought than the stuff I could reach.

Screw them. I'll shop at Wal-Mart. They might treat their employees like crap, but at least they put the yogurt where I can reach.

 

;D

 

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

I was just thinking to myself, "I have questions, and I'd like to ask them of the sj gang, but I don't want to start a questions thread."

It's like I'm magic or something.

Anyhow, I have business questions, I think. They're not so much questions as an entire lack of knowledge, and I'm befuddled.

 

And what's the deal with airline food?

 

When I walk into a gift shop, they don't give me my gift. What's wrong with this picture?

 

Being roughly 6-5, I am asked at least once a shopping trip by a female to grab something for them on a high shelf. Usually it's little old ladies, though.

SC, perhaps I should start hanging out at your store. Which one is it?