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Questions for God

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by alleyallen, Feb 27, 2007.

  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I thought my sister's dog was the only one who did that. eewwww!
  2. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  3. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    Wow. This thread went from talking about God to hairy poop sticks. There's a joke in there somewhere...
  4. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Do you carry a pocketknife?
  5. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Is it true that you and Simon Peter had a menage a trois with Mary Magdalin?
  6. boots

    boots New Member

  7. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Well, now I don't have a question. I was wondering if it was possible to resurrect a six month old thread. ;D

    I'll just share your last question there Boots. :)
  8. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Apparently it is. :D
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    God, ma'am, excuse me, but what are the numbers going to be to Saturday's $275 million lotto draw? Thanks in advance.
  10. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Well, here was one guy's take on the thread question:

    Oh, God said to Abraham kill me a son
    Abe said, man you must be puttin me on
    God said no, Abe said "What?"
    God say, you can do what you wanna but
    The next time you see me comin' you better run
    Well abe said where d'you want this killin done?
    God said out on highway 61
  11. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    What do you have against hockey? Better question: How could you let Versus be created?
  12. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Do you really work in mysterious ways or do you fuck up sometimes and just try and spin it?

    O'Reilly: OK, God this New Orleans hurricane thing. What was going on there? I think you were intentionally trying to embarass the Bush Administration because you're one of those far-left wackos, feeding the poor and all that stuff. You, and Muhammed and the rest of your ilk, Yoda, whatever, really have it in for this guy Bush because in my opinion, he's more religious that you! You can have all your commandments and "miracles" and "acts of God" and stuff but when it comes down to it you're just another Bush hater, now what say you?
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