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Questions for God

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by alleyallen, Feb 27, 2007.

  1. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, DOES it make a sound?

    What kind of thought process went into designing humans the way you did? Were there any four-armed early prototypes? I know I would have liked wings and x-ray vision...
     
  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    What are you going to say if God asks why you want that last talent? :D
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Why is there a car blocking my driveway?
     
  4. Where the hell's my flying car?
     
  5. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    What do you think of those people who invoke your name to further their own needs and beliefs?
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    What was up with that apple thing in the Garden of Eden? Couldn't you see that coming a mile away?
     
  7. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    When you close the fridge does the light stay on?
     
  8. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    Why not? :p
     
  9. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    I know God is perfect and He designed us in His own image and all that.

    That said, "What's up with this whole poop thing? I mean, you've got the butt-hair, and the sticky poop that comes halfway out and just sticks. And you're wiping and wiping, and know you're going to have to go back later and wipe some more. Whassupwiddat?"
     
  10. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member


    Oh. My. God.
     
  11. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Nobody else just scoots across the carpet? It's just me?
     
  12. jimnorden

    jimnorden Member

    Why don't you cut your hair, silly goose?
     
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