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Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by MankyJimy, Jun 25, 2011.

  1. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    No way. It's job security for the recruiters.

    Gotta have someone to weed out.
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Readers Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes. Can anyone else here say that?
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Why do we never get an answer, when we're knocking at the door.
    There's a thousand-million questions about hate and death and war.
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So you sent in two and haven't heard back?
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Reader's Digest isn't always going to welcome 1,000-word jokes that start out, "So Ayn Rand, Paul Volcker and a nun walk into a bar"
  6. jlee

    jlee Well-Known Member

    That was as well-done as a Canadian hamburger.
  7. Andy _ Kent

    Andy _ Kent Member

    Wow Dooley. Nice Moody Blues pull. I just had a flashback to my college days, you know, when I was somebody and everybody knew my name?
  8. Mozilla

    Mozilla Guest

    im so famous i make the copy desk put in the capital letters its in my contract punctuation too also i have a radio show and espn spots so i dont worry about the copy desk isnt that great
  9. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    My wife and mother act like I'm much more famous than I am when they talk to their friends.
  10. jlee

    jlee Well-Known Member

  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    You know two?
  12. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    In his heart, he knows he's funny.
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