Question of the Day

So I'm enjoying the company-issued holiday dinner (turkey, ham, mashed taters, gravy, corn, stuffing, jello, dinner roll, cake, pumpkin pie) at the shop about 6:30 tonight when the news copy desker sitting across from gets a text. We're sitting at a table with a handful of women. He turns to me and says, "You'd appreciate this," and shows me the face of his phone.

Text says: "Would you still bone Vanna White?"

 

I'm gonna send that text to someone right now

 

Well, would you?

 

Yes, yes and yes.

 

I'm too lazy to look. How old is she? Because she still looks good for whatever age she is.

 

She is 50.

 

51.
Clearly TTIUWOP:

 

Unless they're porn stars, girls usually aren't smiling when they have white mustaches.

 

She was born on Feb. 18, 1957. She'll turn 51 in a couple months.

 

I wonder if she's a GILF.

 

I'm gonna do well in that quantative analysis class this spring.

 

Absolutely.