question about harassing phone calls and an evil plan

Did you hear about that <insert atrocious crime committed in your community> last week? He's been arrested. I'm feeding the cat.

 

Quadrotriticale... cay-lee... Not cay-leen....sorry, pet peeve. That's one of my favorite quotes of all time.

 

One of my all-time favorite episodes and one of my favorite exchanges:


Capt. Kirk: Scott, you didn't transport them into space did you?
Scotty: Captain Kirk, that'd be inhuman.
Capt. Kirk: Well, where are they?
Scotty: I gave them a very good home, sir.
Capt. Kirk: WHERE?
Scotty: I gave 'em to the Klingons, sir.
Capt. Kirk: You gave them to the Klingons?
Scotty: Aye, sir. Before they went into warp, I transported the whole kit'n kaboodle into their engine room, where they'll be nay tribble at all.

 

Love that episode. Have you seen the Hallmark Christmas ornament of it? Sucks. The communicator is cool though.

 

That was hilarious

 

for the love of god. that put a tear in my eye.

 

The telemarketer was freaking.

 

And, oddly enough, my sympathy is no where to be found.

 

It would be funnier if you started hitting on the telemarketer. That would really freak him/her out.

 

Or you can set off an airhorn into the phone every time they call.

 

This one is much worse.

 

so. so. awesome.