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Put Your Hand On The Bible, But Wash It First.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Fenian_Bastard, Apr 7, 2008.

  1. Diaper Dave Vitter, under oath.
    Please say there's TV.
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Thread title of the year.

    Oh, and yes, there must be television.
  3. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Since Vitter isn't accused of any crime and isn't on trial, just how does he think he'll be able to use the 5th?
  4. OTD

    OTD Active Member

    I would think that if he said on the stand that he paid someone to have sex with him while he wore diapers, he'd be liable for prosecution. Also, all the other kids in school would make fun of him.
  5. He can incriminate himself by confessing to using the services of hookers.
    He can argue that he's allowed to take the Fifth.
    He won't win, though.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    My mom got mad at me when I washed The Bible in third grade.
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    So, Mr Vitter: Luvs or Pampers?
  8. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Speaking of liking your girls a little bit older:

  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    He can take the fifth. But that still makes him look like a sleazeball. It would be really fun if the guy had an ounce of shame in him and was humiliated by the whole thing. With this guy, there's a chance he'll probably be jerking off in the witness chair.
  10. In which case, there MUST be TV!
  11. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I wonder if Vitter will walk to the courthouse all covered up and hidden like all the escorts have this week? Or will he go there with his head held high, and then when asked if he unloaded, take the fifth and kill his career?
  12. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    He ought to be impeached for stupidity. Just my view, but his wife is hotter than most of thsoe escorts.
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