Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em, One Million Moms!

I went to Ben & Jerry's tonight with two couples and their kids (the oldest was a 5 year old girl). The two husbands both ordered Schweddy Balls to the amusement of the adults and the woman behind the counter (we didn't think the kids were paying attention). When we were all sitting down, eating our ice cream, the 5 year old said to her dad, "can I taste your balls, Daddy?" I'm starting to wonder when I'm going to stop laughing.

 

Franklin Delano Roosevelt!

 

That reads more like a parody than an actual concerned parents group.

 

I would have though the Oreo's "Lick Off" thing would have put them on the list already. Oreo lick-off? Guess they don't read the urban dictionary.

I almost want to submit an objection to this guy at the Republican debates going by Rick "Santorum." And then there is Gary "Johnson."

 

I boycott Ben & Jerry's because their ice cream tastes like shit and is incredibly overpriced. I'll take Blue Bell any day. And I can afford it.

 

I saw the title, and thought it was Steak and BJ day already.

Carry on, wayward son.

 

Better not tell them 'bout this:

 

WAIT A SECOND THERE'S AN ICE CREAM WITH COMBOS IN IT? I'm in love.

 

FUDGE-COVERED combos, at that. Chubby Hubby (the original B&J flavor) has "Fudge-Covered Peanut Butter-Filled Pretzels in Vanilla Malt Ice Cream Rippled with Fudge & Peanut Butter." I thought the Hubby Hubby flavor was a variation of it, but no, they just changed the name to Hubby Hubby temporarily.

 

I understand B&J's next flavor is named "Fuck me in the ass, sweet Secretariat". Should be a big seller at Whole Fools.

 

I have high high hopes for Crystal Gravy ice cream.