Purity balls - chastity pledges gone wrong

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2586036/You-married-Lord-daddy-boyfriend-Purity-Balls-girls-gift-virginity-fathers-marriage-sweep-America.html

I've never heard of them until seeing this article and it just sounds so wrong.

 

So THAT'S how it is in their family ...

 

are purity balls anything like ben-wa balls?

 

The obsession of rightwingers in sticking their heads (and fingers and other implements) into any vajayjay they can get ahold of, including their own daughters,' continues to be remarkable.

 

I would log on to Twitter just to misuse #PurityBalls.

 

You don't need Twitter for that

 

1. Purity Balls? Surely they could have called them something else to not invite the crass jokes that people like I will make.

2. I heard kissing gets you pregnant.

3. Can't wait until the first scandal in which boyfriend daddy knocks up precious. What a shit storm in the making. I understand that dads trying to keep their daughters from being sluts or teen moms at 15, but some of this stuff is worded so poorly as to make it weird.

4. It's sexist unless teen boys are taking their moms as their girlfriends until marriage.

 

Purity balls -- now they're organic!

 

Haven't been here long, have you?
http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1860909/

 

There's a part of me that wants to go to each and every one of these areas, research these "purity balls" from, oh, six-seven years ago, find all the girls who "pledged" themselves and find out how many are still virgins. And I mean real virgins, not "It doesn't count until the P enters the V" virgins.
I bet there's not much of a difference between the average age these girls are giving it up and the average age of a non-brainwashed kid giving it up.

 

This is all kinds of fucked up. Has dad polishing his shotgun on the porch as the boyfriend drives up to pick up the daughter gone out of style? Sanctioning fathers as boyfriends just brings it to new levels of creepiness. Why don't they just push for polygamy and inbreeding, as clearly daddy knows best? Not sure my skin could crawl more.

Also, is there any focus on getting the boys to keep it in their pants and from knocking up their 14-year-old daughters? Or are we still dealing with boys will be boys?