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Pulled over on the way home from work

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Smallpotatoes, Jan 30, 2007.

  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Please tell me you parlayed that into something beyond getting out of a ticket.
  2. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    WTF is that? Or do I not want to know?
  3. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Unfortunately I didn't -- she was dating some jock at the time.
  4. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    I've been very fortunate in that nearly every time I've been pulled over I've been let go with a warning. I've just been very respectful ("yes sir") and apologetic ("I'm sorry sir") to the officers and they let me go.
  5. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Always seems to be the case.
  6. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    That was my problem in college... I was a "nice guy", not a "dateable guy"
  7. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    It's a nice way of saying her ass was getting cleaned.
  8. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    I thought cats just licked their assholes. We never took our cats to get their asses cleaned.
  9. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    It's normally something that fat, little dogs need. My cat was abnormal.
  10. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    Well, I would say not wanting to lick your own asshole is entirely normal, but to each his own.
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    My cat humps dogs: Next on a very special Maury.
  12. Pilot

    Pilot Well-Known Member

    Did I not make it clear that we were being stupid? Hell, we probably deserved a ticket.

    That story is only one of the reasons I don't like cops. The "I'm a badass and know everything about your boat" attitude basically sums it up though. But I'll spare you all the rest of my "it wasn't my fault, the cop was an ass" stories.

    I'm sure the vast majority of cops aren't assholes and they just come across to me as assholes because it's their job and they're doing me and everyone else a favor. But sometimes they just suck for the sake of sucking. Is it fair for me to judge them all by my worst experiences? Probably not, but I'm able to live with myself.
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