Psst, speedskater dude, Colbert is a comedian

And the best part is, of course, that Colbert is now helping foot the bill for the US speedskating team.

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/news/story?id=4713621

 

C'mon, it's just Shani Davis saying something controversial yet again. Remember the last Winter Olympics??

 

No.

 

I do. I think Shani had a permanent case of the red-ass back then. Clearly the hours he's spent on the oval have done nothing to dull the sensation.

 

"He's a jerk"

100% true.

 

About Colbert, Davis or both?

 

Yes

 

TONIGHT, on the SportsJournalists.com Report

If a tree fumbles and no one's around to see, would RickStain report it, or credit it to the whole forest?

Then, someone has to be Les Carpenter around here, right? Seriously.

And my guest is JDV, who's got a new line of videos: Hey! It's 2009, and I'm still talking out of myself.

Does Santa still hand out lumps of coal? Hey, pal, if you're not part of the global warming solution, you're part of the problem.

THIS, is the SportsJournalists.com Report

[/screaming eagle]

 

You do know Colbert is playing a character on his show, yes?

To quote Jon Lovitz:..... ACTING!

 

Speed skating -- and the whole of the Winter Olympics -- is getting the Colbert Bump.

 

Just when you have taken a rest from your lunacy... to a point where one might believe it to be in remission....well, there you go again.

 

I wonder how Mrs. Colbert feels about the Colbert Bump.