PSA - According to Scientific American it’s supposed to smell like a vagina

I now know 100% more about the pH of the vagina that I did before reading the link

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/context-and-variation/2011/08/02/sciamchem-dont-douche-she-declares-acidly/

It just occurred to me - if Every Flavor Beans include things like earwax - do you think they have a vagina flavored one?

 

A few years ago, I bumped into a friend at the mall and we stopped to talk right in front of a kiosk that sold incense. They must have had well over 100 varieties. So I'm chatting with my friend when she looks down and starts laughing really hard. Then she points at what she was laughing at: right next to some floral varieties was "Pussy" incense.

 

Mila Kunis and Zoe Saldana said it best:

"You want it to be clean."

 

And you want it to taste like a cheese cracker