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Prostitution Poll

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Lugnuts, Mar 11, 2008.

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Which most closely matches your experience and opinion?

  1. I have used a prostitute.

    27 vote(s)
    13.4%
  2. No, but I know someone who has.

    39 vote(s)
    19.3%
  3. Haven't, but I would if I had the coin.

    9 vote(s)
    4.5%
  4. Nah.

    108 vote(s)
    53.5%
  5. Would if it became legal.

    19 vote(s)
    9.4%
  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Fixed.
     
  2. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I was hoping someone would do that. I'm still struggling with the photo phunction.
     
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Heck, if Fen can do it, anyone can.

    Dunno if that makes you feel better, or worse, tho.
     
  4. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Can we add "I have a co-worker who got away with putting it on his expense account" on the poll?
     
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

     
  6. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Covington, Ky., the night before Pete Rose broke the hits record.

    It's the shit of legends around our office.
     
  7. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    My favorite hooker story involves one of the larger members of our fraternity, a Norweigen prostitute, and her ability to fellate him while working out her triceps by lifting his belly clear of his unit.

    I have no problem with prostitution, by the way, unless you're married.
     
  8. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    http://www.slate.com/id/2186243/

    It's legal in Australia, Germany, and the Netherlands.
     
  9. What if you're not married but she is?
     
  10. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    You're not paying for the sex. You're paying her to leave with no strings attached.
     
  11. I was intrigued by the porn exception someone posted earlier - I mean, why not just have sex with a hooker and videotape it? A jury might reward your entrepreneurial spirit.

    And here's a tip: Don't try to have this conversation with your spouse. Mine just kind of stared at me with her eyebrows raised.
     
  12. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    If I was you, I would not sleep well tonight....unless there is a locked door between you and her.
     
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