Prosecutors close Lance Armstrong investigation

Didn't know which of the Lance Armstrong threads to put this on, so here's a new one.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CYC_DOPING_ARMSTRONG?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-02-03-17-05-59

 

Lance who, now?

 

So let's review:

1) Never tested positive for a banned substance.

2) No charges filed and 2-year investigation dropped.

Yup, he must be guilty.

 

Yes, Lance Armstrong must be clean. Grow the fuck up. The dirtiest sport in the world and the 7 time tour de France winner is the only one not doping. Come join us in the real world.

 

It was a supreme waste of time, money and effort from the outset by prosecutors hoping to make a splash.

Hey JC, JC, ... take a flying fuck.

 

Agreed, a complete waste of time and money, but if you believe he has never doped then you still believe in Santa and the Easter Bunny.

 

Wow, those Texas people sure get upset when you diss their most famous cheater native son.

 

Exactly. I agree this case should be dropped simply because it ain't worth the waste of tax dollars and court resources to prosecute it, but anyone who thinks Lance was all clean is utterly delusional.

 

Roger Clemens?

 

Party at Cache Cache tonight! (Just don't invite Ty Hamilton!)

 

Just like Jan, the feds have been DROPPED!

 

Barry Bonds wonders what all the fuss is about.