Programming alert!!! Scott Gunkid today on 90210!!!

Not only does the geek get it in the most unintentionally hilarious hour of television ever--moral of the story: If you're not one of the cool kids, shoot yourself in the stomach--but at 6 pm Emily Valentine shows her evil side by doping Brandon up on E4RA!!!

Soapnet, today at 5 and 6!!!

I should get residuals for this.

 

Hey, lay off BYH. I hardly ever watched 90210 and even I know about Scott Gunkid.

 

And after I stuck up for you when Sportschick left you off her 33 Most Appealing Men 33 And Younger List.

 

RIP, Scott Gunkid.

But the cool kids had no use for you, so the only purpose you can serve now is a ham-handed moral about the dangers of firearms.

 

On Monday, if the programming schedule holds, there should be a great good marginal fight scene at the start of Dallas.

Highlights include the tool from Blue Lagoon getting someone in a gay clench, and Ray Krebbs, fresh off a suspended 5-year prison sentence for offing his nephew, beating the crap out of some no-name.

Then turn away because Priscilla Presley has arrived. This is also known as Jump the Shark I.