Professional wrestling thread

DDP: Smokin' hot wife, money, championship.

Yes, trailer trash of the world, you, too, can fail upward!

 

Yeah, Kim is unreal. That guy did ok for himself.

 

No Way Out is, I hope, finally getting resolved.

Cena/Michaels vs. Taker/Batista
Booker vs. Kane
ECW title: Lashley vs. Kennedy
Cruiserweight match: Helms (c) vs. Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Daivari vs. Jimmy Yang Wang vs. Jamie Noble vs. Funaki vs. Shannon Moore
London/Kendrick vs. Deuce/Domino for tag titles
Some kind of stupid Divas (all shows) talent show
New addition (and awful): Boogeyman and MINI BOOGEYMAN vs. Fit Finlay and Little Bastard
Also, according to Meltzer, Chris Benoit has been added to the card against an unnamed opponent. Gee, you think maybe the U.S. freaking champion could actually have a match SCHEDULED beforehand instead of people finding out AT THE PPV?

Hey WWE, William Regal doesn't have a match scheduled either. Chavo Guerrero doesn't either and he and Benoit have been feuding recently. Plus, add to that Rey Mysterio is advertised as making a special Smackdown TV appearance next week (they tape in San Diego this Tuesday) so maybe Benoit vs. Guerrero and Mysterio does a run-in at the PPV?

 

My damn Tivo didn't record the Thursday RAW, even though earlier in the week I checked, and it was on the To-Do List. Stupid Tivo... (That's probably the first time I've ever said that.)

 

Can't believe that the next Raw will be televised in .... Bakersfield. Wow.

 

Dumb question, but why isn't Rey wrestling?

 

Major knee surgery last year. That's why they did the angle with Chavo making him submit in an I Quit match by beating the hell out of it with a chair while he was suspended upside down from the entrance. It was also a "loser leaves Smackdown!" match, but apparently that little detail isn't worth remembering. Not sure what they'd do with him; I really don't want him feuding with Chavo and/or Vicki Guerrero again, but of the others options, the only ones I like are Mr. Kennedy and possibly the cruiserweights (yeah, it's a step down, but it helps legitimize them, and the matches would at least be entertaining).

 

Unless it changes, Benoit and the Hardy Boys will be facing MNM and MVP on the PPV tonight. Meltzer said so.

 

Ew, I hope that doesn't mean Benoit's feuding with MVP next. It probably does.

 

Benoit vs. MVP. At least MVP is getting top-notch help from a vet. Of course, this means that down the road - in Vince's world - they'll make Benoit put over Boogeyman.

 

Spoilers ...







John Cena/HBK over Batista/Undertaker
Ashley won the Diva Talent Invitational when she showed off her two prized possessions. (Gimpy, have fun!!!!)
ECW World Championship: Mr. Kennedy over Bobby Lashley via DQ
WWE Tag Team Championship: Brian Kendrick/Paul London over Deuce and Domino
Kane over King Booker
Finlay/Little Bastard over Boogeyman/Little Boogeyman
Chavo Guerrero Jr. won the Cruiserweight Open and Cruiserweight Championship by defeating Jimmy Wang Yang
Hardy Boys/Chris Benoit over MNM/MVP

 

Little Boogeyman?

Please tell me you're joking.

No wonder I'm on strike.