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Procrastinators of the world unite -- tomorrow

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Clever username, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Got any Legos? Build something with them, surprise the hell out of 'em.
     
  2. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    That's a long flight. I'd be lucky if she didn't change seats midflight.
     
  3. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Upon her return there would a thread with a series of photographs. In each one I get smaller and smaller.
     
  4. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Just remember that if you go to Spain with her, you're fired as pool boy.
     
  5. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    That almost happened anyway.
     
  6. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I may start taking new applications . . .
     
  7. Does sportschick even have a pool? I've always wondered that.
     
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Ahh, the naivete of youth.

    Wait about five days, which is when your heart jumps into your throat and remains lodged there until your guests are throwing rice or blowing soap bubbles at you newlyweds. Is everything that needs to be done done? Did we pay all the bills? Have all the family members gotten into town? Where's the best man staying? Here or a hotel? Shit, I need a fuckin haircut. Fuck, where did I put the gifts for the groomsmen? Why is my sister complaining about something? Damnit, I gotta write my vows. Shit on a stick, I need to finish X amount of work before the honeymoon.

    Oh, it's some kind of panic attack. Enjoy!!!!
     
  9. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I'm still waiting on somebody to dig it. The ground's almost thawed out here now and everything.
     
  10. Do you at least have a hottub or something? Not that I'm applying ...
     
  11. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Yeah, I was supposed to dig it. In November or something like that.
     
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    What'd you do? Keep putting it off or something?
     
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