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Pro-Trump News Writer!

Discussion in 'Freelance/stringer help wanted' started by Riptide, Aug 19, 2016.

  1. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Posted for entertainment purposes only. For most of us, that is.

    Pro-Trump News Writer

    compensation: $20 Per Article
    employment type: full-time

    Job Description:

    Your duties will include assisting our senior editor to produce high-quality content for our magazine-style website. Your task is then to develop a well-written article about the given topic. You will work very closely with our Senior Editor and will be expected to learn many things along the way as you become a better writer and editor yourself.

    At the start of every day you will have sources. You will use these sources to write an article. You will find pictures, videos, tweets, and more to add to each article. Each article is expected to be no less than 1,000 words.

    We are a rapidly expanding company and have already had our first wave of writers move up with promotions to editorial positions. If you are looking to work hard and learn a lot while growing with us, the up-side is huge.

    Responsiveness over email, Skype, phone, and any other form of communication utilizes is absolutely critical to our success. If you can't respond promptly at all times you are expected to be working, don't bother applying.

    If you are a highly-driven individual with a solid competency for writing, this may be the perfect position for you. You will be paid for each and every quality article that you help create. Therefore, if you maintain high accessibility and have a strong work ethic, you will be able to make very good money.

    Most of our writers require at least an hour to develop a strong piece of content. While there is no time limit to create an article, your pay is heavily dependent on the results you produce; please do not apply if you are just looking for "the next thing." We only retain writers who put in the effort. In return we have rewarded these writers greatly with large pay increases.

    Furthermore, it will be very beneficial for you to have a strong background in politics. Does this mean you need to understand the fine workings our out government's political process? Absolutely not. However, you will be served well by having concurrent knowledge on the state of politics in the country.

    Additionally, you MUST identify as a Conservative. The more Conservative that you consider yourself, the better. This will make it much easier for you to develop strong articles. We LOVE Trump and are absolutely disgusted with the level of corruption shown by the Democratic party in the last few months.

    Bottom Line, if you are highly driven, willing to learn, and excited to stick with us in the long term as we grow and expand, this may be the perfect job for you!

    • You have trouble using Microsoft Suite, Skype, or any other Basic Software
    • You are a liberal
    • You don't LOVE Trump
    • You plan on just "getting by"

    We pay $20 per article when you first start out. You will be expected to write 5 articles a day for a total of 25-35 articles a week. If you have ANY issues with this, look elsewhere. There are no negotiations regarding this.

    Thank-you for your time.

    Pro-Trump News Writer

  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    $20 for 1,000 words, plus you'll find pictures, videos, tweets, and more.

    Sounds yuuugge. It'll be great.
  3. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    I could pretend to love Trump, but not for less than a dollar a word.
  4. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    This has Old Tony written all over it.
    old_tony likes this.
  5. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Words fail me. Honestly. At what point did we just give up and stop paying people for their time? Guess I'm overreacting to a craigslist ad. But goddammit. You want content, FUCKING PAY FOR IT!
  6. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    He wouldn't dare move these jobs offshore.
  7. Bud_Bundy

    Bud_Bundy Member

    20 bucks per story. Cheap-ass bastards.

    If I take the full hour to research and write my epic "Donald Trump is a tiny-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon" am I disqualified? (Love those Scottish insults)
    JBondurant804 likes this.
  8. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Tony should just block and copy every post of his from the last 14 months. Easy scratch.
  9. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Good to see the Mike Pence News Agency is getting off the ground.
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I love how they give the highly driven Trump-loving writers the idea that they could make $160 a day easy if they churn out eight 1,000 srong pieces of content from their sources.

    After you bash Hillary, Mexicans, Muslims, Hillary, Obama, protesters and Hillary, where do you get the eighth article?

    And where do you get the strength, and adjectives, to do it all again the next day?
  11. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    It's not that hard when your only "source" is your own imagination.
  12. mediaguy

    mediaguy Active Member

    Does this count as creating jobs?
    MisterCreosote likes this.
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