Principal resigns after caught killing kittens

We had a case a few years ago.
Stray dog had a litter of puppies at a farm equipment work shop.
Puppies were yapping and shitting.
Guy took the puppies and threw them in a shredder.
Coworker called the police and the SPCA.
The guy got a lot of prison time.

 

That might be the line of the year.

 

On that note, I think I'll opt out of this thread...

 

I wasn't trying to offend anyone.
I was just relating a story we covered a few years ago.

 

None taken. It will make a good bedtime story for the kids. [/sarcasm again]

 

So, what's on the school menu for this week?

Cat bumstead?

 

Meow shu pork?

 

everyone knows the humane way to get rid of kittens is to put them in a sac and toss them in a river.......why waste ammo. ???

 

Catatouille?

 

"And the cat's in the kettle at the Peking Moon...." (sung to the tune of Harry Chapin's biggest hit)

Hey, do you know how to make a cat sound like a dog? Douse it with gas and then light a match -- woof!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Freeze it, then run it through a band saw -- meeeowwwww!

Before anyone starts, I am an animal lover.
























Roast beef, steak, fried chicken, turkey, bacon, pork chops -- yep, I love 'em all. ;D


(honestly just kidding, I have several pets who will never be harmed if I can help it)

 

Seriously, how is a shotgun blast that much more kind and merciful than being pitched into a shredder?
I mean, if I had to choose, I'd go with the shotgun, but I don't think I'd be thanking anyone for the option.

 

Is catatouille what they sell at shady french restaurants?