Prince is a douchbag

Did you say something to Prince to end up cuffed, face-down on the pavement in front of Glam Slam way back when?

Just wondering what the story is.

 

I would love to have wheeled around and started heckling him just on principle.

 

I would happily pay a funky-ass 10 dollars to watch that lowlife get curb-stomped.

 

He fucks women?

 

He still made "Batdance."

 

I've been watching reruns of 'Eastbound and Down.'

 

Lots and lots of very hot ones.

 

I thought about it. At least ignoring the no-look policy. It certainly wasn't worth the money, but it was the coolest damn job I've ever had. Got backstage of many great shows, and was paid to be there. Plus we used that arena like our own playhouse, racing golf carts on the concourse, getting drunk after loading out the acts then playing baseball in the bottom of the arena with a gaffers-tape ball. It was hard work and long hours but fun as hell.

 

I was hoping you'd tell the story of how Prince had you taken outside and roughed up after he saw you chatting up Sheena Easton. Still too traumatized to share. I understand.

 

Buck would poop his pants if he met Sheena Easton.

 

Fuck that little purple poofter. He's been making hits for 33 years and been a musician for longer than that.

He knows bloody well what a '61 Epiphone is and more importantly, how valuable those are.

 

Is she into that? Have you heard something?