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Presidential pee break

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Flash, Aug 1, 2007.

  1. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted
    tour of the White House.

    After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he
    could use his personal bathroom.

    When he entered

    Clinton 's personal bathroom, he was astonished to see that
    President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

    That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.

    "Just think," he said, "When I am president, I could have a gold urinal
    too but I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"

    Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House,
    she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact
    that,in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

    That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
    smiled, and said to Bill....

    "I found out who peed in your saxophone."
  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Totally unbelievable, there's no way Bill and Hillary share the same bedroom
  3. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Maybe that was the punch line before the punch line?
  4. Corky Ramirez up on 94th St.

    Corky Ramirez up on 94th St. Well-Known Member

    That joke was funny, but heyabbott hit a grand slam with his response...
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Yes he did. Good job, yab.
  6. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
    smiled, and said to Bill....

    "Imagine if he ever found out that it's really my urinal"
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

  8. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Good punchlines by both.
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