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President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Nov 12, 2016.

  1. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    This has already come up, but it bears repeating. President Trump and his supporters were crying out in favor of protest and resistance when the issue was re-opening businesses, but now he wants to act as if he is all about law and order.
     
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I know everyone has their favorites, but I believe Trump prefers the Law & Order with this guy

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    To the Law & Order with this guy

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  3. Justin_Rice

    Justin_Rice Well-Known Member

    "LIBERATE MICHIGAN!" apparently only applied to a very specific set of circumstances ...
     
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  4. OscarMadison

    OscarMadison Well-Known Member

    Stick taps to @garrow. This is harder than it looks.

    'cause you know he's all about that base
    'bout that base, they're trouble
    he's all about that base
    'bout that base, they're trouble
    he's all about that base
    'bout that base, they're trouble
    he's all about that base
    'bout that base,... base... base... base

    Yeah, it's pretty clear, he ain't no size two
    And he can shake it, shake it, shake the floor as he tends to do
    'Cause he wants that big boom boom the soldier men make
    His centaur stance keeps the right junk in all the right places

    He sees the fake news workin' that Photoshop
    He says that shit ain't real, come on now, make it stop
    He's a very stable genius, just ask him, he knows!
    He'll say his every inch is perfect from the bottom to the top

    Yeah, he told us "don't worry 'bout the 'rona, it'll be gone in two weeks"
    (Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
    He said, "The 1% will get a little more booty to hold at night"
    (That booty, uh, that booty booty)
    He won't be no beefstick figure silicone G. I. Joe doll
    (Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
    So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along

    'cause you know he's all about that base
    'bout that base, they're trouble
    he's all about that base
    'bout that base, they're trouble
    he's all about that base
    'bout that base, they're trouble
    He's all about that base
    'Bout that base... Hey!

    Just try to bring that booty back
    Go 'head and tell them libtards that
    He's not playing, he knows you think he's fat
    But he's here to tell you...
    Every inch of him is perfect from the bottom to the top

    Yeah, he told us "don't worry 'bout the recession, it'll be gone in two weeks"
    (Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
    He said, "The 1% will get a little more booty to hold at night"
    (That booty, uh, that booty booty)
    He won't be no beefstick figure silicone G. I. Joe doll
    (Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
    So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along

    'cause you know he's all about that base
    'bout that base, they're trouble
    he's all about that base
    'bout that base, they're trouble
    he's all about that base
    'bout that base, they're trouble
    he's all about that base
    'bout that base...

    'cause you know he's all about that base
    'bout that base, they're trouble
    he's all about that base
    'bout that base, they're trouble
    he's all about that base
    'bout that base, they're trouble
    he's all about that base
    'bout that base...Hey

    Hey!
    Yeah yeah... ohh... You know he needs his base... Hey...
     
  5. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Only the best people.
     
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  6. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

    Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash
    So Tweeter became president then the economy started to crash
    Tweeter had a daughter he obsessed over, unlike Afghanistan
    For reasons unexplained she loved the Monkey Man

    Tweeter spoke to the Boy Scouts before a summit in Vietnam
    And found out the hard way, nobody gives a damn
    They knew that they found freedom just across the DMZ line
    Been a tabloid fixture since '89

    And the walls came down
    All the way to hell
    Never saw them when they're standing
    Never saw them when they fell

    It was out inside the Beltway, Tweeter at the wheel
    They colluded and stole, and their flunkies started to squeal
    The FBI pulled up and said "Everyone of you is a liar
    If you don't resign now it's gonna go down to the wire"

    A tank rolled up, state-troopers close behind
    Tweeter egged them on, a crazy, deluded mind
    An effigy of the Kentucky governor tied up to a tree
    Near the lemonade stand, by the old abandoned factory
     
  7. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    And her arms are bare, just like Michelle's. Not the first time she's copied her.
     
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  8. Fred siegle

    Fred siegle Well-Known Member

    I love Sarah cooper. She does this so well.
     
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  9. Regan MacNeil

    Regan MacNeil Well-Known Member

    This joke actually works in multiple ways. Well done.
     
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  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Voter fraud is bad! Bigly bad!

     
  11. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    What is "when white people want to go to bars and get a haircut" Alex?
     
  12. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    Still the feckless pussycat

     
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