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Preparation H: the ointment of choice in the hot NYC clubs

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, Jun 3, 2008.

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  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,362304,00.html
     
    hondo, Jun 3, 2008
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  2. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Well, I had read a long time ago that beauty contestants used it under their eyes.

    Slathering yourself? Only if you're a full-body anus.
     
    HejiraHenry, Jun 3, 2008
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  3. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Buff NYC club goer: Hey baby look and my twitching biceps.
    Lady: Why do you smell like my ass?
     
    mustangj17, Jun 3, 2008
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  4. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    I heard this story today on Cowherd and I immediately thought of a former poster who was not unlike a musclebound hemorrhoid.
     
    Write-brained, Jun 3, 2008
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  5. Rockbottom

    Rockbottom Well-Known Member

    Thread over.

    rb
     
    Rockbottom, Jun 3, 2008
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  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Close, but I thought of someone who was close with the next-door neighbor.
     
    slappy4428, Jun 3, 2008
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  7. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    Thread not over. I heard Cowherd this morning as well, W-B. Then he proceeded to piss off the 5'7" muscle stacked freaks and their steroid-laced baritone-voice girlfriends by ripping them a new ass. Funny shit.
     
    D-3 Fan, Jun 3, 2008
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  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I'm glad I read this before I go to NYC this week! I'd hate to miss out.
     
    imjustagirl, Jun 3, 2008
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  9. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Assholes rubbing themselves down with Prep-H. Seems like a perfect fit.
     
    ArnoldBabar, Jun 4, 2008
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  10. gingerbread

    gingerbread Well-Known Member

    Best beauty tip I learned in Australia:
    Nothing works better for under-eye bags than prep-H. Something about how it stops vessels from constricting.
     
    gingerbread, Jun 4, 2008
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  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    as did I.
     
    Chef, Jun 4, 2008
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  12. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    Thank God Johnny Cash didn't let this product use "Ring of Fire" for an ad campaign.
     
    terrier, Jun 4, 2008
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