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Pregnant woman feeds an alligator because, Flori-duh

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Feb 10, 2019.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

  2. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    The shotgun propped up on the case of Bud Light makes this photo.
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  3. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    And the Florida flag. And the tat on that tree-trunk thigh. If you want to rip Florida that photo has it all.
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  4. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    “And the clubhouse leader for this year’s Darwinism award....”
  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    The Darwin Award requires accidental death removing oneself from the gene pool.
  6. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

    the dasani award for diluting the gene pool
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  7. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    . . . for Florida Man had no suitable helper. And the Lord God spake,

    saying "Florida Man should not be alone,"

    and plucked from him in his sleep a barbecued rib

    out of which He fashioned Florida Woman.
    Last edited: Feb 10, 2019
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  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    That’s an insult to Dasani.
  9. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    I once had a student named Dasani.
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    That sounds like the beginning of a limerick.
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  11. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    In the biblical sense?
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  12. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

    I took Dasani and those gorgeous Zephyrhills for a ride on Ice Mountain
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