Predictions: Jim Nantz's corny line

Sirs, Madames,

"Coming up next on CBS ... check your local listings."

YHS, etc

 

And on Super Bowl Sunday, Saturday celebrates.

 

Speaking of Nantz, I hope somebody throws another snowball at Simms. I liked Simms a lot at first, but his act has worn on me.

 

"Take a deep breath, Peyton -- you're a choker no more!"

 

Manning wins his first green jacket!

 

That tool mentions CBS every three words. "Let's welcome to CBS our newest member of the CBS golf family, Nick Faldo, to CBS, America's most watched network."

 

Being as though he is in tight with the Bush family: "Mr. President, I hope we delivered you a battle as memorable as the one in Iraq."
or
After halftime: "After a memorable performance by Prince, which quarterback will become part of NFL royalty later tonight."

 

"see you folks in six weeks when March Madness begins."

 

Whatever he says, I hope he delivers it with the same creepy turtleneck and smirk he wears in that Sony HDTV promo.

 

After more than 20 years, these Bears have restored the roar.

 

Welcome to the Black Parade.

 

Dearly beloved, we have gathered together today to deal with this thing called...life.