1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Predict Bud Selig's statement on 756

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Johnny Dangerously, Aug 8, 2007.

  1. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Not hating on you spup, but what other obligations could the fuck-hole commish have had tonight? Watching his Brewers shit the bed against the Rockies?
     
  2. dieditor

    dieditor Member

    "The home run chase between Barry Bonds and Hank Aaron will end in a tie."
     
  3. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Until ARod shows up.
     
  4. dieditor

    dieditor Member

    I could ARod passing Bonds, but I like Pujols to pass HIM.
     
  5. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    I never thought of that, honestly.
    I could see ARod hitting 800+ home runs, though.
     
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    He was meeting with George Mitchell to discuss the findings of the steroid investigation.
     
  7. "Now I can move on to other things that matter, such as ending All-Star games in ties, meeting with a former senator who will accomplish absolutely nothing and punching myself in the nuts for not putting guys like Barry Bonds out of his misery when I had the chance.

    "It's my fault, and now there's nothing I can do about it."

    Piss on Barry Bonds and piss on Bud Selig. I can't wait for the day both of these guys are nothing but memories, and Bonds is in second place again.
     
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Mrs. Selig comes walking into the bedroom to tell Bud of Bonds' 756th homerun, passing Hank Aaron.

    MS-"Bud, wake up Bud.....Barry Bonds just hit the homerun to pass Henry Aaron"
    Bud- "HUH.....SOMEONE STOLE MY LEBARON?"
    MS- "No you retard.......Barry Bonds just passed Henry Aaron."
    Bud- "Oh.....what?"
    MS- "You know.......baseball.......steroids.........homeruns......does any of this ring a bell to you"
    Bud- "Bell....yeah.... gimme 2 Chalupas, a Chili-Cheese burrito and a large Mountain Dew. Thanks baby......you're the greatest."
     
  9. txscoop

    txscoop Member

    excellent
     
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I had to wash my hair. Congratulations, Bobby Bonds.
     
  11. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Hank said all there is to say.
     
  12. Chad Conant

    Chad Conant Member

    Retroactively:

    "I just gave Greg Anderson 20 million dollars. Barry is fucked."

    Sincerely,
    Allan H. Selig
     
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page