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Preakness = Talladega north?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, May 19, 2007.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I'm scanning over some of the early Preakness photos on the AP wire, and there's shots of woman baring her breasts, guys walking into the infield with plenty of coolers and beer, and several guys wandering in while wearing speedos. And, my personal favorite, more than one person running across the top of a row of portajohns while others toss beer at them (which leads me to believe it's some kind of competition).
    When did the Preakness infield turn into a Northern white-trash version of Talladega? And if it rains, will we see the mud people like at Woodstock?
  2. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Sounds like a tame version of the Kentucky Derby to me.
  3. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    NBC did it's part to promote the beer industry with someone on a Slip-N-Slide going head-first then being doused in beer.
  4. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    They did an interview during the ESPN portion with an infield janitor. Weak as shit. Anyway, they asked him what was the worst thing he'd seen and he started going off about people urinatin' on the lawn. They cut him off real quick.
  5. MertWindu

    MertWindu Active Member

    I'd love to know which papers end up using the photo of the woman with exposed nipple. Thanks, AP. That's useful.
  6. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Welcome to Balmer, hon! We brought some natty boh from the liquor store down Dundalk, and then picked up my brother-in-law, you know the guy who gave my older sister syphillis after he got out of prison, from his place over in Essex. You know, the one who has the place with the corner stoop? After the race we're all going to Waverly to play some duckpin and drink more natty boh.

    BTW, the answer to your question is pretty much fucking forever.
  7. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    thank you, headbutt, for setting them straight.
  8. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Almost as tasteful as the ones yesterday of Pamela Anderson at the (nice) Cans Film Festival.
  9. Some day, a desker at some paper going to walk into AP HQ and...
    Well, it ain't gonna be pretty at all, as Warren Z once said.
  10. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Am I the only one who saw the thread title and thought it referred to on-track carnage?
  11. KP

    KP Active Member

  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Well, there was a three-horse pileup and a fatality in one of the preliminary races.
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