Posting resumes online -- do these people realize their platforms don't work?

OK, so I'm updating my resume and trying to upload it onto a few new sites.

I love how all these sites let you upload your Word doc resume onto their portal so they can match you with jobs. Unfortunately, it seems that I spend more time fucking editing out the mistakes the god damn portal made in translating my resume than I did when I first created my resume.

Anybody else have this same problem or am I the only fucker out here who can't do it right?

 

Some portals can't translate different fonts correctly. Just save it in Word as a text document (instead of a word document). It will look plain, but it will upload fiine.

 

Did you make sure to put on your resume that you were one of Time's Persons of the Year?

 

Dammit, I knew I forgot something.

 

That would be an attention getter...

 

under accomplishments did you put that you're in the 10K poster club on SportsJournalists.com?