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Poster of the Year Exploratory Committee

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dixiehack, Nov 16, 2006.

  1. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    That thread knew that it should meet its fate,
    in the blue skies above;
    Those who ignored it it did not hate,
    those who posted on it it did not love.
     
  2. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    That thread killed a drifter to get an erection.
     
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    That thread wrote the songs.
     
  4. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    One more thing, any member who forms an exploratory committee needs to file campaign finance papers with my office.

    Murphy's campaign materials look slick and professional, and the voting members of SportsJournalists.com deserve to know how those materials were produced and who financed them.
     
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    That thread is hog butcher for the world,
    tool maker, stacker of wheat,
    player with railroads and the nation's freight handler;
    stormy, husky, brawling,
    thread of the big shoulders:
     
  6. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Also, quite a few members are seeing their stock decline thanks to their recent posts. If this continues, we may have the SportsJournalists.com equivalent of Black Monday.
     
  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Yes. Yes I would. Actually I would kick him out of life for Ebony and Ivory.
     
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    The wilderness rose up to that thread,
    And sprawled around, no longer wild.
    The thread was round upon the ground
    And tall and of a port in air.
     
  9. fmrsped

    fmrsped Active Member

    I hate it when I don't get the threadjacks.
     
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Call the roller of big cigars,
    The muscular one, and bid him whip
    In kitchen cups concupiscent curds.
    Let the wenches dawdle in such dress
    As they are used to wear, and let the boys
    Bring flowers in last month's newspapers.
    Let be be finale of seem.
    The only thread is 'Turning down a romp in the hay'.
     
  11. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    I would suggest that Buck and Bubbler just wrestle it out, sumo-style. But it's sounding like Buck would shave points. ;)
     
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Is there no change of death in paradise?
    Does ripe fruit never fall? Or do the boughs
    Hang always heavy in that perfect sky,
    Unchanging, yet so like our perishing earth,
    With rivers like our own that seek for seas
    They never find, the same receding shores
    That never touch with inarticulate pang?
    Why set pear upon those river-banks
    Or spice the shores with odors of the plum?
    Alas, that they should wear our colors there,
    The silken weavings of our afternoons,
    And pick the strings of our insipid lutes!
    Death is the mother of beauty, mystical,
    Within whose burning bosom we devise
    An entire thread about anal sex.
     
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