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Post your favorite euphemisms here

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by novelist_wannabe, May 11, 2007.

  1. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member


    I'm not very good at this euphemism thing.
  2. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    Hell, I thought it was brilliant. Think about it for a few seconds and you'll get it. Even if Ace didn't mean for it to work, it does.
  3. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Y'know, IJAG, that's actually a word I like to use in virtually every sense except the original one to which it was intended. Never understood why.

    Euphemisms can be hard if you're used to being a straightforward-talking person.
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    IJAG doesn't beat around the bush.

    As far as I know.
  5. Well done.
  6. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Oh, great, let's just keep a secret from the simpleton who started the thread. I see how you're gonna be ...
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Hell, I don't know what bombing the harbor is supposed to mean.
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    --Slapping the catfish.
    --Petting the puppy.
    --Jerkin' the gherkin.
    --Bopping the bologna.
    --Logging onto SportsJournalists.com.

    (last one was merely to see if y'all were awake)
  9. feeding the trolls
  10. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Flogging Li'l Jed, the one-eyed, bulemic wonder-mule.

    Abusing myself in the eyes of the Lord.
  11. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    -- Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl

    It's doubly funny because it will never actually happen.
  12. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Getting caught playing with your instrument in band.

    Flogging the dolphin.

    Plowing the fields
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