Possibly the saddest, funniest story you'll ever read about hillbilly America

she went to school at USC.

 

At least they have that going for them.

 

jackie.

 

Re: Possibly the saddest, funniest story you'll ever read about hillbilly Americ

DAMMIT! U.S. 68 goes south of Lexington, so based on my earlier faulty logic, I thought U.S. 68 went into Nicholas County.

Let's be honest. The scenario of someone hiring someone else to haul their single-wide on tractor-pulled trailer for $200 could just as easily happened in just about any Kentucky county as it did in the real Nicholas County. You could probably throw 10 (20?) darts at a state map of the commonwealth and hit 20 counties where gunplay would have been involved.

If that lady was quicker on her feet, she should have told that sheriff there was an autographed picture of Cameron Mills hung above an end table where she keeps her Bible. No way they would have tipped over that trailer if they knew a fine Christian man like Cameron Mills adorned the walls. Go Jesus! Go Blue!

 

You know what, Bubs? In that state, his Christianity comes second to the 3-pointer he hit against Duke in 1998.

Seriously. Guy won't buy a meal in his life in that state.